Once upon a time in a land far, far away from the United States, Old Juan Grande and Young Lisa Maria decided to climb up a volcanic mountain. It would not be a problem, they reasoned, as seven other "oldish" students learning Spanish also signed up for the trip.
Juan Grande worried a bit, because of his age and some minor afflictions, but he understood the climb was supposed to be "moderate" -- allowing "climbing at your own pace."
Juan Grande remembered the time he completed a triathlon -- a one mile open-water swim, 25-mile bike ride and 6-mile run; it was in his younger days. He knew now that he was physically weaker, but over the years, and in his mind, even on this day, he believed he was still athletic.
The climb was a two-mile assent. And what goes up must come down.
Juan Grande started up the mountain with a wooden walking stick rented from a young boy for 5 quetzales (less than $1).
But it didn't take long for Juan Grande to learn this hike was certainly not of the "moderate" variety. It was going to be muy difícil (difficult).
At about 7,500 feet, Juan Grande paid for a horse, which had been offered earlier as an option, to carry him the rest of the way. (As context for this story, Juan Grande had only been atop a horse twice in his life, and the last time, at about age 30, he fell off and into the mud).
Lisa Maria also got a horse, but her ticket to ride was an obvious gesture to make Juan Grande feel better since all the others in the group hoofed it up the mountain without any horsepower.
The view from the final summit, much lower than the actual crater opening, was fantastic (see photos). And the volcano belched a few times and blew a great amount of steam into the sky.
About an hour later, after snapping photos, enjoying the views, eating a small sandwich and piece of fruit, and drinking a bottle of water, it was time to start down the treacherous trail.
"I am Juan Grande" (I told myself). "I don't need no stinking horse to take me down the mountain." I started walking, with my rented walking stick.
Not quite half way down, after falling twice and stopping numerous times because of the fire and pain in my upper legs, I mentally shouted "no mas." I had forgot about the difficulty in walking down hill, in the mountains, on unstable paths -- with bum legs.
So, while resting, I asked for Tequila (the name of my horse, not the drink).
Up came my tried and tested steed with his handler. They took me the rest of the way where my amigos gave me a round of applause as I arrived on horseback.
The moral of the story is this: Old Juan Grande ain't what he used to be!
And, as I recover tonight on my bed, with many aches and pains, I am reminded of Philippines 4:13 -- " I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me" ... even if He chooses a horse named Tequila.
Good too know you lived.😘
ReplyDeleteHey! This is Dee. I think about you both all the time. You are probably talking with Hank at this very moment. He just left a little bit ago. His plan for leaving early was to try to get in touch with you. As you are aware today is Thanksgiving. Tis a mighty hard thing to be seperated from loved ones on the holidays from which we are so accustomed to sharing loving moments together. May I just say how thankful I am to have you both in my life, but most sincerely thankful for your son Hank. I am not concerned about the whole and probably only reason he and Lora met was so he could come here and eat up all of the Thanksgiving dinner. Let’s see: He ate all the ham, turkey, dressing, cranberries, sweet potato casserole, deviled eggs, green bean casserole...I feel as though I am missing something...oh well...and don’t get me started about the desserts. But, I don’t blame him. Supposedly, MTSU doesn’t feed our kids too well. Thanksgiving served it’s purpose. I know both Hank and Lora were very thankful for that dinner; they were starved. I have been thinking about you both all day (all day, I know right?), but seriously you’ve been on my mind. I am so happy to be a part of your adventure even if it is just a tiny bit. I had been wanting to comment, but I knew somehow that today would be the day because you know, it’s rough. And, I am praying for you both. My home is Hank’s home and I am really glad he was here!!! If any of you Irby’s need anything do not hesitate.
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I should tell you of such a sight watching Hank, Lora, Leigh, and Lindy play Simon Says. Now there is something for you to visualize when you need a break from those Spanish lessons.
Much Love Always and Take Care
My heart is full! Thank you so much for being part of our family and for sharing your home.
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